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Is that a peanut, an ant, or doctor suess?
last updated 06.02.08

 

This is Captin Shmit and he's cooler than chocolate covered raisins! He gets killed a lot though. If you've ever read the comic, you'll know that sometimes he gets stepped on (because he's really small in real life), or pummeled by 10 ton weights falling from the sky. Even when you think he's dead he always comes back to life because otherwise I wouldn't have a website. Some people think that Captin should be spelled Captain but I didn't know that in fourth grade so now his name is Captin Shmit. Contrary to popular belief, Captin Shmit was not randomly formed from an exploding piece of dark matter rather, he was instead invented by a very brilliant young Joe Anzalone.







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