What does F.A.Q. stand for?
Frequently Asked Questions.

You spelled Captain wrong!
Yeah, but that was back in fourth grade! Can you really blame me?

What is Captin Shmit a Captain of?
Nothing, he's not a Captain, Captin is his name; note the spelling!

So who is this Captin Shmit guy, anyway?
Captin Shmit was born in February of '00 in my fourth grade classroom on a paper towel. Back then, I drew every day and would draw new characters all the time. The only reason Captin Shmit lasted so long, was that the following year, I got interested in making a website and needed a subject matter. It was then I immortalized him onto Yahoo's free servers for about three years and eventually bought a real hosting package with GoDaddy.com. The rest was history!

How tall is Captin Shmit?
He is about three inches in real life.

Does he have any superpowers?
No, as a matter of fact, he dies very often but usually comes back to life when I have enough time to draw another comic.

This is the worst website I've ever seen!
I'm sorry, but your question must be in the form of a question.

If you have your own question to ask me, just email it to me!