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Joe Anzalone, our fearless leader, invented Captin Shmit back in fourth grade. His greatest accomplishment thus far is writing two consecutive sentences in the third person. He's also a member of the Minority Brothers, in case anyone cared. He also has a cape that says "Captin Shmit" that Caroline worked hard to make especially for his 17th birthday but he is heartless and never wears it.
He also sings too many songs and really annoys (the slightly more annoying) Vince with the brother that looks nothing like him.